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Gabriela Goes Offline · Saturday, 14 March 2026 · Ahhhh!
March 2026
Saturday,
14 March 2026
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Across
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Disaster, or what Monday becomes by lunch (11)
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The week's plan, written down before the stand-up eats it (8)
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Sound of a small surprise, or when the bill arrives (2)
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Camera that should have been off, or the organ doing the staring (3)
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Used to be (3)
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Workplace chat that never sleeps, or what a rope has if nobody pulled (5)
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Tears along the dotted line (4)
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Company that put Solitaire in the office and a paperclip in the inbox (9)
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Old electronics brand that shared a kitchen with a Windows 95 tower (5)
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Ladies' fingers, plural, still arguing with the sambar (5)
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Palindrome for de Armas, or Ivanovic with a trophy (3)
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What the hair and the stand-up both need to do (3)
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Enclosed, on a memo nobody opened (3)
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Beer that isn't an ale (5)
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Storm name, or Jayne if the reunion show is on (5)
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Guam's capital, before the maps grew a silent H (5)
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Heavily loaded, as the inbox after a long weekend (5)
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What the lab draws, or the skincare that costs more than the canteen (5)
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What a calendar consumes, or the unit between promotions (5)
Down
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What a queen wears, or a molar that's given up (5)
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JavaScript with a type checker, briefly (2)
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Serve nobody returns, or a card that is both one and eleven (3)
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Camera-___, or a few rupees short of the chai kitty (3)
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Golf perch, or the shirt the stand-up has worn since Tuesday (3)
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The lab on the org chart that still gets a budget line, briefly (2)
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Inbox that thinks it's a calendar, or the view from a pessimist's desk (7)
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Private Limited, on a Mumbai visiting card (2)
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Him, or helium if the chemist is late (2)
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One syllable of a laugh that isn't that funny (2)
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Slide downhill on one of a pair (3)
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Kashmir's summer capital, where Dal Lake outlasts your inbox (8)
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Like the silence after someone forgets they're unmuted (3)
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The work itself, or a show on the telly (7)
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The word that turns a sentence into a TED talk (2)
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Run a team, or what they all pretend to do (6)
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Only, as in the one person who read the agenda (6)
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Pinto of Slumdog Millionaire, whose extra E the spelling checker still doubts (6)
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Ship that hauls crude, or a lorry that drinks diesel by the barrel (6)
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Halls, to a Madrid auntie (5)
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What you do to the canteen QR, or the hospital's nosy look inside (5)
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Canteen list that lost its first letter (3)
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Issa of Insecure, or a Scottish Ray (3)